{"id":5744,"date":"2018-01-25T06:21:25","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T05:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hfhr.org.pl\/tybet\/?p=5744"},"modified":"2018-01-25T11:28:40","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T10:28:40","slug":"nn-trzech-tybetanczykow-w-pociagu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/?p=5744","title":{"rendered":"NN: Trzech Tybeta\u0144czyk\u00f3w w poci\u0105gu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"western\">Trzech Tybeta\u0144czyk\u00f3w \u2013 z Khamu, Amdo i U-Cangu \u2013 jedzie razem do Lhasy. Nagle poci\u0105g staje w szczerym polu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Khampa natychmiast si\u0119 podrywa i krzyczy, wygra\u017caj\u0105c pi\u0119\u015bci\u0105: \u201eCo jest grane?! Kln\u0119 si\u0119 na Budd\u0119, \u017ce zaraz naucz\u0119 rozumu tego konduktora\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u201e<em>Aro<\/em>, poczekajmy, bracie \u2013 uspakaja go Amdo\u0142a. \u2013 Konduktor niczemu nie winny\u201d. Milknie, wzdycha ci\u0119\u017cko i dodaje po chwili smutnym g\u0142osem: \u201eSzkoda, \u017ce my, Tybeta\u0144czycy, nie umiemy prowadzi\u0107 poci\u0105g\u00f3w\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u201eSpoko \u2013 odpowiada U-Cangpa. \u2013 Nie ma sprawy. Po prostu zamknijmy oczy i udawajmy, \u017ce nadal jedzie\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Za <a href=\"http:\/\/highpeakspureearth.com\/2018\/a-collection-of-tibetan-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">High Peaks Pure Earth<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trzech Tybeta\u0144czyk\u00f3w \u2013 z Khamu, Amdo i U-Cangu \u2013 jedzie razem do Lhasy. Nagle poci\u0105g staje w szczerym polu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5745,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-5744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-teksty","category-z-perspektywy-tybetanczykow","tag-satyra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5744"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5758,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744\/revisions\/5758"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5745"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tybet.hfhr.org.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}